This is supposed to look like this, btw

(because I was around when the web started, and this is what it looked like)

I've been a marketer since the start of the eighties, nowadays I teach/coach visual artists how to sell their art.

As an aside, I'm also a ska drummer and photographer.

There is another antipodean John Allsopp who is rather more famous and wrote a book, I won't say what about (except that it was about web technology) as that will increase the chances of people who want him finding me. I'm not him, just to confirm. I did try to get a placement with him when I was at uni just for the fun of there being two John Allsopps in the office (two ells, two pees) who were both web tech people, but he very sensibly declined.

You can email me at john@johnallsopp.co.uk if you like.